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Doctors February 5

I phoned the doctors the other day to make an appointment for the first time. I was greeted with the following recorded message:

"Welcome to the surgery. For training purposes all calls to the practice are recorded. We apologise if some of our patients find this message too long winded."

I can almost picture the people who complained phoning up and finding the message has got even longer now thanks to their whinging.